So.....why did the chicken cross the road?
To answer the timeless question, and ease my silly sense of humor....here goes! Enjoy!!!
MOSES: And God came down from the
Heavens, and He said unto the Chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road!" And
the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
AGENT MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone
cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the
heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which
will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important
documents, and balance your checkbook.
OLIVER STONE: The question is not,
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing
the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe
the chicken crossing?"
DARWIN: Chickens, over great
periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they
are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.
LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you
will see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man
in order to trample him and keep him down.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I
envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was
good enough for us.
MACHIAVELLI: The point is that
the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the
road justifies whatever motive there was.
EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
BUDDHA: Asking this questions denies your own chicken nature.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road; it transcended it.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
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